Litty Loop, by Thaddeus (after Shel Siverstein)

I’ll tell you the story of Litty Loop and you know what I tell you is true. She loves to drink Lattes almost as much as you. She drank until she got glued to the table her mouth turned into the sipping part and her body turned into a cup and the liquid inside of her turned into a latte and her arms turned into a paper sleeve and instead of her drinking lattes we all drink her.